Gimpa's Books

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The best lessons are ones learned in the school of experience. Oftentimes the diploma consists of a visible wound: an oozing gash, a dark bruise, a black eye. This work is an effort to save others from the pain that yours truly has managed to inflict upon himself during the performance of normal household activities. Pay attention, and you could save a fortune in medical bills!

An abbreviated version of the chapter "Adventures in Painting" received an honorable mention up for the America's Funniest Humor award.

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Cover Image, Household Hints

Not exactly a work of fiction, this is a collection of episodes that happened mostly in the author's places of employment. Although many border on the unbelievable, witnesses can vouch for the veracity of the tales. If no giggles result from reading this, the author hopes it will at least elicit a grin or two.

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Cover Image, Gimpa Does Christmas Christmas is a festive time of year: children singing carols, shoppers hustling about, families gathering. And the hospital serves a special dinner. For once the food in the county jail is great! Feel better about your own holiday disasters by reading about someone else's. Buy the Kindle version
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Gimpa's Wildlife Encounters Have you ever been attacked by a wolverine? Gimpa has. Have you ever stood eyeball-to-eyeball with an angry moose? Gimpa has. Have you faced down a swarm of angry bees in an outhouse? Neither has Gimpa — he ran. Read about Gimpa's close calls and learn about the animals that Gimpa has come in close contact with. You will find the tales hard to believe, but each one is a true-life adventure! Watch for it on Kindle and CreateSpace! Gimpa is unable to estimate when this title will be finished, but he is working feverishly to make it available.